Even though he calls you Bae and sends a "good morning beautiful" text every morning, unstable females will always question their man. How many girls is he sending a good morning text to anyways? At this point, even if you've dated for years (maybe you're even MARRIED), you're not sure if it's even possible to avoid sneaking a glance at his phone screen. It's not your fault he left it facing up– just saying.
And even if you did trust him, there's a small crazy piece of your personality, buried real deep, that flinches every time his phone vibrates, receiving DM's on his Instagram from WHOKNOWSWHO. Usually you can calm yourself down, but Mercury might be in gatorade and these planets are always out here making you nuts. So if you've somehow managed to keep your crazy on a short leash, keeping your suspicious mouth shut, it's looking like it's almost time to finally set yourself free. It's my turn to be in retrograde now.